“We’re Jewish!”
she/her
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hi im zoe and I want to own goat
23
hi im zoe and I want to own goat
Language barrier? I don’t even know ‘er!
purr-fect pitch…
Person: [Plays C, D, E, F, G, A, and B on a piano.]
Cat: [Meows a C, completing the scale]
It’s not even just a C, it’s the C. The correct octave and everything! This cat is a musical master 😭
hedgehog stew
HEDGEHOG STEWSDAY
doing our secret handshake during sex
I need someone to send me 50 usd now
my “i have a bomb” backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack





